“And if you’ve ever found yourself sitting at your desk, reading the same line in your chemistry book the 22nd time, and you think to yourself, “Gah! The guy who invented chemistry should be put to death!” Well, you should feel bad. Because he was.”
That guy who does all those videos we used to watch before History tests.
Yeah, him! Man, you guys are, like, the same. You're both English and history pros. You're both nerds. You kinda look like each other. You even do that obsessive hair-ruffle thing he always does.
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, OK, JOHN GREEN IS 10X THE MAN I'LL EVER BE, HE'S SMART AND ELOQUENT AND TALENTED AND SUCCESSFUL AND BELOVED AND HE MAKES INTERNET MEMES AND HE RAISES CRAPLOADS OF MONEY FOR CHARITY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS SCHOOL THING HOW AM I GOING TO DECREASE WORLD SUCK WHEN I SUCK AT RUNNING MY WORLD GAAAAH.